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Keep your wallet (boy-type) handy, not buried in your purse, Make sure it has your driver's license.

9. If you're caught flatfooted in high heels, DON'T PANIC, own up and have your story ready. In your spare femme-time read and re-read the section on "Going Out" in How to be a Woman Though Male.

This isn't meant to discourage anyone. It probably won't happen to most FP's. However, in this case, it averted a certain embarrassing conclusion at best; Rachel has another very enjoyable memory to paste in her photo-scrapbook-diary, and not an arrest record at worst.

A tolerant wife is worth a million friends. Kathy looked like the original angel of mercy coming down the road in my truck at 2 a.m. A very lovely protected feeling. I now know how she feels when he puts his arms out and encircles her with his inherent protectiveness.

Play it safe. If you have two or three undetected minutes, you can go from girl to boy and save an embarassing situation.

June

WHEN WORK IS DONE

When the work of day is done

And the night time has begun

It's nice to sit in my easy chair

Clad in the clothes that women wear,

To exchange the curse of pants and shirt

For the comfort of a blouse and skirt

Or else to wear a pretty dress.

I love to feel the soft caress

Of lacy nylon lingerie, Panties, bra and slip. I may Put on make up and jewelry; That's very nice as you can see. It's a joy to just relax like this, A joy it would be a shame to miss.

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